Crack your shell
For a meal
Lose your face
And half your peel
Hop in a cannon
With no seatbelt
Get put in a fire
Just to melt
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to die
Get chopped by an AXE!
Fall into a bucket
Full of tacks
Get hit in the face
With a chainsaw
Get smashed and ground
Into cole slaw
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to die
Eat a bomb
For a snack
Fly to work
in a jet pack
Get your butt grated off
Isn't great
Get sliced and diced
And put on a plate
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to die
Get squeezed into juice
Get your head bitten off
By a hungry moose
Mistake a blender
For a fair ride
Get smothered in batter
And deep fried
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to diiiiiiiiie!
*Orange laughs*

KORREKTUREN ÃœBERMITTELN