All the broken toys at Christmas
Fa la la la la, la la la
I'm haunted by the toys you never gave me
Convinced that only Etch-a-Sketch could save me
A snowball can't console the pain that Operation can
If you don't buy a helicopter for my Action Man
Or a Stretch Armstrong, for his com-pan-ion...
No Hungry Hippos,
No yellow Lego
No Striker floodlights,
No diving goalies
No Fisher Price garage,
No Battling Tops
No Shaker Maker,
No Scal-extric
Oo - aaaaaar!
All the broken toys at Christmas
Fa la la la la, la BUCKAROO
All the batteries not included
Fa la la la la, la la BOO HOO
My Action Man's got gripping hands, but
Fa la la la la la, they snapped off
All the broken toys at Christmas
Fa la la la la, la la la la
My Spirograph runs rings round my mind
Telling me to leave this stuff behind
I'm hoppin' poppin' mad inside the old Frustration dice device
I'm sitting in a slipper on the Hot Wheels track of life
My Slinky's got all kinks in and I don't know what to do...
So turn the crank shaft,
That pulls the stop sign
That whacks the boot,
But nothing happens
No Arnold Palmer
No Evel Kneivel
No sex,
No drugs,
No wine,
No women,
No Weebles
2, 3 - oi!!
All the broken toys at Christmas
Fa la la la la, la BUCKAROO
All the batteries not included
Fa la la la la, la la BOO HOO
My Action Man's got gripping hands, but
Fa la la la la la, they snapped off
All the broken toys at Christmas
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Mr Parlanchin, why did you die?
You've gone back to the Grattan catalogue in the sky
Gottle o'geer, gottle o'geer!
All the broken toys at Christmas
Fa la la la la, la BUCKAROO
All the batteries not included
Fa la la la la, la la BOO HOO
My Action Man's got gripping hands, but
Fa la la la la la, they snapped off
All the broken toys at Christmas
Fa la la la la, la la la la

KORREKTUREN ÃœBERMITTELN