Let me tell you what it's like educating from home
Imagine eating bowls of ice cream while you're working alone
You think I don't have friends but I'll tell you that you're wrong
Got my brothers and my sisters, not to mention my mom.
I love my Veggie Tales with
My friends Bob and Larry
Till I die my favorite show is Little House on the Prairie
Gotta admit, Harry Potter is my vice
Only rated R movie is The Passion of The Christ
I'm a homeschooler, you know the chicks dig me
I wake up when I want and swag like P-Diddy
My mom grades the tests so you know I'm gonna pass
And I'm guaranteed to graduate top of my class
I'm a homeschooler you know the chicks dig me
Know my Middle Earth history, go ahead and test me
Spending too much time watching YouTube trash
Still guaranteed to graduate top of my class.
I love sports, always playing in my jorts
With an oversized polo and New Balance on the court
I know what I believe, I'm straight up homeschool thuggin'
And my mind's made up, gonna vote Republican
Wishbone, Andy Griffith, my boy, Walker Texas Ranger
Who needs Disney channel I got PBS playa
Public school kids think I don't know what's up
Always asking me to spell words like ICUP...
I... C...U... Please
I'm a homeschooler, you know the chicks dig me
I wake up when I want and swag like P-Diddy
My mom grades the tests so you know I'm gonna pass
and I'm guaranteed to graduate top of my class
I'm a homeschooler you know the chicks dig me
Know my Middle Earth history, go ahead and test me
Spending too much time watching YouTube trash
Still guaranteed to graduate top of my class
Got more kids than The Duggars
Yeah, we're pushing 30
15 passenger van
You know we're riding dirty
You think it's tough, keeping a simple stock of downy
While, we're keeping it fresh for 18, 000 kids and counting now
We make our own bread
We make our own sweaters
Your dropping cash 'cause you don't even know better
I get my threads from all my older brothers
And we save tons of money ‘cause we churn our own butter
I'm a homeschooler, you know the chicks dig me
I wake up when I want and swag like P-Diddy
My mom grades the tests so you know I'm gonna pass
and I'm guaranteed to graduate top of my...
Late to class:
But I'm a homeschooler
Dress code:
But I'm a homeschooler
Study hard:
How ‘bout an open book test
And my Teacher, she's busy making a dress
Team Sports:
But I'm a homeschooler
Role Model:
Cause I'm a homeschooler
Tim Tebow:
He's the real life Aragorn
So you know it (Yeah!) I am his Padawan
I'm a homeschooler, you know the chicks dig me
I wake up when I want so swag like P-Diddy
My mom grades the tests so you know I'm gonna pass
and I'm guaranteed to graduate top of my class
I'm a homeschooler you know the chicks dig me
Know my Middle Earth history, go ahead and test me
Spending too much time watching YouTube trash
Still guaranteed to graduate top of my class

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