I just made a new buddy
He and I bonded right away
It was a piece of cake
With no emotional stakes
I got only good things to say
About my friend's dad
My friend's dad
It's all the fun of having a dad
Without the painful history
She has fun
And he's a literal drunk
But that don't bother me
'Cause he's not my dad
He's my friend's dad
It's the healthiest relationship I've had with a man
That fact I must confess
He doesn't push my buttons
'Cept the buttons on this cute dress
Doot, doot, doot
It's nothing but platonic
His bigotry's ironic
I like you. You barely complain, for a Jewish
Oh, you!
If we were related
We'd probably fight a lot
Wait, what about Jews?
Here, have some more booze!
What was I saying? Oh, well! I forgot
Glug glug! My friend's dad
My friend's dad
And when she's not around
I think about her naked
Nothing, kiddo
My friend's dad!

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