Excuse me ...
What time you woke up
what time you woke up
Huh ... five
Oh! I woke up at four o'clock
I never have a problem
He's got that moustache
and he knows how to charm
his way-into people's hearts
with his schedules and his charts
they're essential to his work
he never finds peace without the content's
inserted in the spreadsheet
his colleagues think it's nonsense
they wait for the day
when the captain's used up all his aces
no one will cough
or breathe germs down their faces
or hover around and spy and stare
through the glasses and the windows
they imply he's there to pry
he says, oh no no no
he says, oh no no no
They call him Mr. Wringleneck
‘cause that's how he appears
three crosses around his neck
like the movie Triple X
He twists that wringleneck
like a turkey on the runway
seeking out the comrades
stuck in their work somewhere
in need of assistance
he offers consulting
lurkin' around behind their screens
checks up on their knowledge
stroking that bristle
braggin' about his deeds
they call him mister know-it-all
he says, oh no no no no no
I never have a problem,
I only had two beers
my wife stays at home
cookin' all of my meals
I woke up at four o'clock this morning
I had my two boiled eggs
I did the gardening
Oh no ... no no
no ... no ...
Huh, huh
I never have a problem
I like small breasts
like a good handful
Huh, huh
you should do the same
I never have a problem
He gets out of his bed
before the breaking dawn
steers towards his office
and calibrates the coming storm
he drives on his scooter
to the shop to get some cold beers
returns and hides them
his darling won't adhere
to his habits of setting his sails for the weekend
captain's on a mission
in the cabin he will hibernate
till Monday morning comes
and the wife sees he fails to pass muster
she will slap him around
oh no no no no
leaving a rash on his face
he pleads innocent, ad hocs it
back behind his ordered desk
the colleagues will mock him
for shuffling out of his duties
they recent his bloody absence
captain's in a bad mood says:
Oh, no. My rash - that's from yum-seafood
I never have a problem,
I only had two beers
my wife stays at home
cookin' all of my meals
I woke up at four o'clock this morning
I had my two boiled eggs
I did the gardening
Oh no ... no no
no ... no no
Before I was a right hand,
I travelled 'round the world
I speak seven languages,
I stayed in Hilton hotels
I had a small fortune
now it's all locked in a safe
my first wife has the key
she won't speak to me
Oh no … no no no
no … no no
no ... no no
no ... no no
He's got that moustache beard
he knows how to love
but only when he's sober
and his wife is on top
He's got that moustache
yes, he knows how to charm
resides in the garden
where no one means him no harm
well concealed behind the plants
you find him slouching at the table
chin sunk in the one hand
the other one is able
to cling onto a tin
and navigate the content down the gullet
starring into those plants
the captain moans, he commands
his darlin' to indulge him
to yield to his sensation
waiting on him he treats her
like on a vacation
his final orders sound
as he make his way to cross the threshold
an ambush awaits him inside
oh no no
I never have a problem,
I only had two beers
my wife stays at home
cookin' all of my meals
I woke up at four o'clock this morning
I had my two boiled eggs
I did the gardening
Oh no ... no no
no ... no
Before I was a right hand,
I travelled 'round the world
I speak seven languages,
I stayed in Hilton hotels
I had a small fortune
now it's all locked in a safe
my first wife has the key
she won't speak to me
Oh no … no no no
no … no no
no ... no no
no ... no no

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