Many many years ago
there was a one eyed man
He sat upon a golden throne
And ruled a sightless land
His crowning lacked sagacity
He wasn't aristocracy
They crowned him just cause he could see
He was a one eyed man
He was a careless guy
He had no depth of field
He guarded his one eye
With all that he could wield
He made a lot of silly rules
And rode upon a pack of mules
While showing off his family jewels
And no one knew at all
One day his kingdom was attacked
By monsters in the night
They honed in on his lonely eye
And robbed him of his sight
He ran into the streets and cried
come everyone with me and hide!
He led them off a cliff and died
Farewell to the one eyed man

KORREKTUREN ÃœBERMITTELN