Now a speech from the new president
(CLAPS)
I am elected by the absolute majority
Political shenanigans are over
Car Chill, the pre sident, the one, the only one
Don't make any facial expressions, send me some money
It's logical, universal suffrage
Contains a lot of tricks for the presidential portfolio
Ministerial, I'm putting some aside
And you people work like pigeons
I have resolutions despite everything
I'm sending Jeanne d'Arc grilling on a barbecue
That's not all, I allocate a lot of money to the cities
To the suburbs, to the high schools, nothing for the army
Rictus, the bonus, is one more trick
Motus for the bad B series of Klu-Klux
Serious and rightly cruel
Those who have diabetes are pissed off caramel
It is through their ignorance that they shine
If idiots flew they would all be squadron leaders
This concerns 10
Join your hands, joyfully, to welcome
The new president
Who is he? It's me, Chill, the new president
The media are invited to listen to this
I send out wishes for the future, yes
I will answer your questions
But first wait while I settle down
In the room with my DJ
The square microphones, Danielle Gilbert style
Must squirt, I want Shure like in concert
Surely, I'm the 1st president of the universe
To give press conferences while rapping
Original, journalists lose a temper
And like bulldogs, throw themselves on my table
Françoise Hardy arrives asking
Your zodiac sign, answer frankly
Serenely, I answer him, I am Ying Yang
Largely Sun, ascendant Big Bang
Lazy, I hate working
Preferring seriously to educate myself and sing
Mr. President
Tell us about your campaign!
I admit, I had difficulty in France, intense
Tough and dense was the race for the presidency
What a joy to learn at home
Like that, that I had beaten François (ah, too bad!)
Come on, a handshake , after enough
You can start polishing the grand Elysée palace
When I arrive that's all I want
Put my ass on an armchair in leather
And expect admirable trips
All on the taxpayers' account, impeccable
But everyone has a house
The rednecks are happy like PDs in prison
br/>Or almost, because I push the score
The unemployment figures increase every month
Too bad, I do what I can
But I send a lot from MC to ANPE
Scrutinizes the eyes like Skylab
Teaches Egyptian and Arab sciences
Instead of praising good wine and games of chance
Bread and cheese, the only pride of France
My absences are justified, classified
Even a president has the right to have fun
My wife is a cuckold and so ?
She has antlers like the elk of the far north
Affirmative, I am positive
Slightly excessive, definitely not recessive
And declares the rap that I put into equation
(Intellect + Humor u003d Akhenaten)
National anthem for eternity
Establishes a cult of my personality
Egotrip, very normal however
For here is triumphant
The new President
Who is he?
It's me, Chill, the new President

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