Because this song's all about being big, suck a
dick thin people
If you are super thin super thin you're evil
This catchy tune's message should have been
we're equal
But it shames thin women, thin women
Yeah it's kind of clear I like to eat food
But I can write big hit songs and I can sing em
I see these skinny girls that get super famous
So I say hey why not Meghan Trainor?
I talk like I am black even though I am white
I lived in the suburbs I've had a perfect life
Still there's one thing bugs me I don't know
But when I see good-looking skinny people I
think they should die
Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about
your size
But when I see thin women I want to gouge
out their eyes
Gouge out their eyeballs
Gouge out their eyeballs
When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say oh my god I
feel so fat
I want to beat in her pretty face with a
baseball bat
Now all five of us will do this dumb dance this
dumb dance
We're dancing.
These girls need haircuts bad really bad
We can't see
Meghan give me a chance just one chance to
rest please
I hired you to dance damnit dance!
I'm bringin booty back
Booty never left that statement is trash!
Wow, I'm just playing, don't hate me cause I'm
You're actually normal.
Every inch of you is perfect, stop acting like a
victim!
Yeah my mama she told me that being big is
And that it turns on men which totally
validates me
Makes me feel pretty, makes me feel pretty
I thought this song was supposed to be bout
loving you for you
Then why are you basing you self worth off of
pleasing dudes?
Now let me reiterate it again if you're think
you're a bitch
That's totally not true and completely mindless
I'm actually on my way to help the homeless
Nice try but that can't be you're skinny
Meghan your single All About That Bass is a
It's platinum!
It's time to lose some weight for your next pop
anthem.
But I'm about that bass and that means I'm
That's why everyone like bout this song.
Now Meghan do you wanna be a star or a one-
hit wonder?
If you don't lose some weight that would be a
blunder
To help you get in shape we've brought in a
trainer
It's time to get you ripped! Let's do this!
Burn The Bass!
Hi, I'm Tony Horton creator of P90X and I got
a brand new program for slightly over weight
pop stars to go from Bass to Treble in just 90
seconds, it's called TREBLE90X – BURN THE
BASS - BURN IT!
I'm burning it!
Louder now!
Burn the Bass!
Yeah, your momma might of told you don't
worry about your size but in this cut throat
industry eh your mamma don't know shit.
Baby – nice!
Oh that's sexy stuff right there.
I used to be all about that bass – bout that
bass, no treble. But now thanks to Treble90X I
am so all about that Treble.
I was just hating on skinny bitches because I
was jelous. Now I am one.
It worked for Meghan and I know it will work
for you too. So get off your pop star ass and
call now.

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