I wake up in the morning! I put on my ugly face!
I make myself some breakfast! I spritz myself with mace!
I get my trusty notebook! I mix myself a drink!
I grab my pen and sit and then find ways to murder Link!
Like I could throw some balls of magic
or I'll form a shadow clone!
Or I could sit and play my organ,
or just wait on Hyrule's throne!
Or maybe turn into a puppet
Or a giant, crazy snake!
But one thing's sure,
you see, each plan will be
a freaking huge mistake!
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
I check my daily planner!
It tells me what to do!
It says to kidnap Zelda, and take the triforce too!
I'll come incade her castle, 'cause Zelda's pretty hot!
She'll be my Gerudo princess, or stay in jail to rot!
'Cause i've got giant rippling muscles
and abs the size of hams.
A neck thats's thick and made of iron and buttocks as strong as rams!
So if you cant get past my eyebrows
or my complexion puts you off
then just pretend I'm your boyfriend
And that my name is Sephiroth!
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
I'll break out of the dark world, the sacred Realm's a joke!
The twilight Realm cant hold me! The masters sword is broke!
No matter how you say me, Ill come back all the same
Exept in links adventure, 'cause Zelda II is lame!
So get yoursef some Heart container
And a shiny magic shield
A pimped out boomerang that sparkles
And a sword too big to wield
You better gather seven Sages, or some Maidens or some tears!
But hurry back! Cause i'll attack again in aother hundered years!
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondo-)
See, life can be quite fragile
when youre evil and youre feared
Youve got a drinking problem
And no one likes your beard
ouve got multipile personalities
because you turn into a swine
you deny all memory of a trilogy
That was made vor CD-i!
or ill just hire a thousand bulbins
and invite them to my tower
and we can throw a raucous kegger
using my triforce of power
cause therell be
boobytraps, dodongos, wizards, giblons, stalfos, too!
and poor old link wont be invited cause hes a
GOODIE-TWO-SHOES-NOOB!
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf!)
(Ga-ga-ga Ganondorf)

KORREKTUREN ÃœBERMITTELN