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When can I get the next direct flight to Vegas?
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Next Thursday.
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Next Thursday! Are you insane?
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Not to worry sir! We can get you there.
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You can.
We can put you on the 9: 15 to Honolulu
Then to
Atlanta
Then on to Vegas
For Wednesday morning
Eight thousand bucks
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Eight grand! I don't have a pot to piss in!
Or we could put you on the 10: 35 to Honolulu
Then to
Atlanta
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No, I don't want to go to Atlanta!
Then on to Vegas
Through Cincinnati
Whoops, those sold out!
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Ok, I just need to get to Vegas as quickly and directly as--
Or we could put you on the midnight flight
That sends you through the night
Atlanta
Then you'll have chili up in Philly
And kielbasa in St. Paul
Oh, St. Paul
Or we could put you on the 8 AM
That goes direct
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To Fairbanks, Alaska
And once you get to Fairbanks
You not going anywhere at all
(To melody)
La, la, la, la, la
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Have a nice day!

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