Elsie never cared much
For the convictions of life
Prefering the example set by Shelly
And his wife
Inspired by Lupiron
And his luscious ways
She slept her way through London
In an opiate haze
She's a free spirit
She's a free spirit
You could lace'er in a corset
You won't keep her in it
These things the likes society
Just won't allow
But she's going to do them anyhow
Society taught (??)
But she could not care less
Hell she's never happier
Than when she was undress
Entwined in the arms of a lover
Or two
Driven by desire
Unfettered by taboo
(Not now Elsie, what will the major say?)
(Bless your sister)
Now this is the bit where you get sad
Nah, sadder than that
(Oh, fuck off)
Elsie died in childbirth
At the age of 31
She floated up to heaven
On a cloud of (??)
When Saint Peter met her
Outside the pearly gates
She said: I'm off to have some fun now
To the lord, he'll have to wait
Now she haunts all of London Town
And she takes great delight
Exposing herself at (??)
To give the folk a fright
'Cause in the whole of (??)
There is no scariest sight
Then Elsie ghostly lady parts
A-glowing in the night
(All together now, one last time)
She's a free spirit
She's a free spirit
You could put'er in a grave
But you won't keep her in it
These things that being dead
Sould not allow
But she's going to do them anyhow

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