And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, The Dance of the Cucumber in its original Spanish. Bob the tomato will translate.
Larry (Spanish) and Bob (English): Miran al cucumber Watch the cucumber
See how he moves See how he moves
Like a lion
After a mouse Chasing a mouse
Look at the cucumber Watch the cucumber
How smooth movements Oh how smooth his motion It's like butter Like butter
In a bald monkey On a bald monkey
Miran al cucumber Watch the cucumber
The vegetables All the vegetables
Send their friend Envy their friend
Like him they want to dance Wishing to dance as he
Dancing cucumber Dancing cucumber
Dancing cucumber Dancing cucumber
Dancing cucumber Dancing cucumber
Dance Dance
Dance Dance
Look at the tomato Look at the tomato
Isn't it sad? Isn't it sad?
He can't dance He can't dance
Poor tomato Poor tomato
He wishes he could dance
Like the cucumber Like the cucumber
Free and smooth Free and smooth
But he can't {dance}) But he can't!
Bob: Okay, stop the music!
What do you mean I can't dance?
I can dance!
What about Uncle Louie's polka party?
Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?
Larry: I don't understand .
Bob: No. comprendo? I'll show you no comprendo!
Junior: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinean garb!
Dad: Okay Junior, but we bettery hurry. I think the Dwarfs have your mother confused with someone else. Say peas!
Larry and Junior: Peeeas!
Larry (Spanish) and Bob (English):
Escuchen al pepino Listen to the cucumber
Oigan su voz fuerte Hear his strong voice
Como un león Like a lion
Listo a devorar About to eat
Escuchen al pepino Listen to the cucumber
Qúe dulce es su canto How sweet his voice
Que sopla su garganta The breath from his throat
Parece un trinar Is like a chorus of little birdies
Escuchen al pepino Listen to the cucumber
Los vegetales All the vegetables
Envidan a su amigo Envy their friend
Como él quieren cantar Wishing to sing as he
Pepino cantador Singing cucumber
Pepino cantador Singing cucumber
Pepino cantador Singing cucumber
Canta Sing
Canta Sing
Ya Yeah
Escuchen al tomate Listen to the tomato
¿No es triste? Isn't it sad?
El no puede cantar He can't sing
Pobre tomate Poor tomato
El desearÃu00ada poder cantar He wish he could sing
Fuerte y dulce Strong and sweet
Como el pepino Like the cucumber
Pero él no puede But he can't
Ni siquiera dar un silbido He can't even whistle
Bob: All right, that's it! Señor... come over here and let me sing you a song!
Larry: ¡Adiós Amigos!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing,
Larry: Bob is really angry
I hope he doesn't catch me!
It's so hard to run with
This sombrero on my head!

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