Stop your sobbing kid before I shoot
Your nose is running on my only suit
Who'd have thought I share this dance with you
Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true
FRANK, JR.:
Yes you've caught me. Now the chase is done.
You must admit I gave you quite the run
Mr. Tortoise, here's your rabbit stew.
Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true
Tell Mr. Ripley at Believe It or Not
The show is over and he's all that I got
Hard to believe it, but we're tyin' the knot today
FRANK, JR.:
That's ok.
Frank!
Thank your public while you're still in your prime
They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
And after you pay for your life of crime
Well kid, we'll see what good behavior can do
Til then, we're stuck together which is strange but true
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
Mr. Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
Frank was sentenced to 15 years years in prison but was released after 7 for good behavior.
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
Carl and I became great friends and he even became the godfather to my kids.
I set up my own security company and paid back every bad check I ever passed.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
Alright, Frank, keep your promise. How did you cheat the bar exam?
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
I didn't cheat. I studied.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
You're kidding me! I hate this guy! How does he do it?
Hey, Mr. Lawyer, Mr. Two On The Aisle
You never can predict when fortune may smile
In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition
And tell J. Edgar Hoover, baby, I've gone fishin'!
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
You're gonna take a day off.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
You heard me!
FRANK, JR.:
I you had read this, you'd have said, No way.
I almost made it look like crime does pay
There's lots of folks that I miss every day
But now a new duet has made its debut
And now we're stuck together
Oh yea!
Out of luck together
Oh yea!
And now we're stuck together which is strange
FRANK, JR.:
Your junior partner came through
A simple case of monkey see, monkey do.
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
Aw, come on. Hey, listen.
(SUNG)
I'm glad to be on your team.
Frank, let's make some butter out of cream.
FRANK, JR. (SPOKEN):
That's really nice.
HANRATTY (SPOKEN):
Alright kid. Let's get outta here.

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