My grandpa, that's me.
My grandpa, that's me.
No one wants to understand it,
But it can happen to anyone:
My grandpa, that's me!
It was many years ago, it started quite innocently.
I met a rich widow - and became her second husband.
This widow's daughter was just 18 years old,< br/>She went after my father - and off we went to the altar.
So my father became my son-in-law, but that was just the beginning.
My stepdaughter was my stepmother because my father was her husband.
So far so good, we looked through it, that's how it went for the first year,
Then the rattle stork rang - and I became a dad.
My grandpa, that's me.
My grandpa , that's me.
Nobody wants to understand it,
but it can happen to anyone:
My grandpa, that's me!
My son was now the daughter's brother my wife.
So my father's brother-in-law, that's what I figured out.
But as my father's brother-in-law, I realized with horror,
my son will not only be my son, but also my uncle be.
My wife's daughter had a pair of twins.
Those were my brothers because they were father's sons.
And if those are my brothers, then everyone can see that
Her grandmother - my wife - must also be my grandmother.
If my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild,
Which brings us almost to the end of our little chronicle.
/>Because as my grandma's husband, there's no discussion about it,
I'm not only my grandpa, but also my grandson.
My grandpa, that's me.
My grandpa, that's me Me.
Nobody wants to understand it,
but it can happen to anyone:
My grandpa, that's me!

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