You feel irresistibly stupid
She gave you the romance in Cairo
You don't care that the mummy has a hard-on for the pharaoh
She lowered her mask and you're running out of air
You put diamonds on your Hillbilly jacket
You skipped all the open air concerts
You came back, no one knows you were gone
Memories, I like your flesh-colored underwear
Memories, I already told you to shut up
Memories, your buttons are wrong
Wrong , crooked, crooked, crooked, crooked
Memories, I like your flesh-colored underwear
Memories, I already told you to shut up
Memories, you are buttoned crooked
Cross, crooked, crooked, crooked, crooked
All you have to do is go down the Nile on a hot dog
Before your bazooka take the rust
Don't look for it in the archaeologist's bed
He always has holes in his excavations
Souvenirs, I like your flesh-colored underwear
Souvenirs, I already told you to shut up
Memories, you're buttoned up wrong
Right, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
Memories, I love your flesh-colored briefs
Memories, I already told you to shut up
Memories, your buttons are wrong
Right, wrong, wrong, wrong , crooked

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