I'm the genie... da da da da da...
I have often dreamed of a far off place
Where a hero's welcome will be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face
And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be
I'll be there someday
I can go the distance
I will find my way if I can be strong
I know every mile will be worth my while
When I go the distance I'll be right where I belong
There you see her sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her
And you don't know why but you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you to, there is one way to ask her
It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl
Sing with me now
Sha la la la la la my oh my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la ain't that sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston
There's no one in ten half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you who's team they'd prefer to be on
No one's been like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston
No one has a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy, that Gaston
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
Person of the Week in every Greek opinion poll
What a pro, Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
He was a no one, a zero zero
Now he's a hot shot, he's a hero
He was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that

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