[Adam Kay:]
It's Christmas eve
I'm on the forecourt
To buy a present
From the Wild Bean Café
There's packs of cigarettes
There's packs of moist towelettes
There's Dan Brown audio cassettes
And sacks of charcoal briquettes
[Suman Biswas:]
Where the fuck've you been, I've been waiting for hours
[Adam Kay:]
Oh don't be so cross, look I've brought you some flowers

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