Every month
When I get my period
I breath a sigh of relief and thank God I'm not pregnant
Because you never know who God is going to choose to be the next virgin Mary
And could you imagine anything more scary
Than looking down between your legs and seeing the glowing head of baby Jesus?
Holy shit! No thank you!
I mean what kind of bumper sticker would you get?
Your kid's on honor role?
Well my kid walks on water and heals lepers mother fuckers!
Just think of the pressure?
Personally I'd perfer to give birth to Lucifer
A fixer upper.
The kid who'll sit at the last supper and complain that Judus got more potatoes

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