When you walk into a party
It's a formal universe
So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say, Hello, nurse
Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you
So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying, A, E, I, O, U, U, U, U, U
To use the right utensil's
One of etiquette's demands
So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands
A salad fork
A dinner fork
A butter knife
A water glass
A soup spoon
A dinner knife
A fork for eating pickled bass
An oyster fork, dessert spoon
A napkin and a finger bowl
A dinner spoon, a salad knife
A bread plate for your dinner roll
We've heard the rules you need to know
To make that social climb
But we'd rather spend our energy
On having a good time

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