After dating for years
we finally got married
We bought a bed
A wardrobe and a canary
On Sundays we have ravioli
at mom's house
and the game in the afternoons
On the National Radio
Look if I have been an opponent
That one day it broke down
Now I play solitaire
Not even the canary let me
You went to buy the puchos
And I never saw you again
Now you are with that gaucho
I can't even see him
He takes you through the gate
With a gallop that cannot be seen
They say he has a little ranch
With a microwave and DVD
He always walks with his knife
If he catches you he will cut you in three
It's long like a road
And wide like an alligator
When I entered the grocery store
I couldn't believe it
Huging that gaucho
I found you at the bar
Not two seconds passed
That I rebuked the young man
Give me back to María
Or I'm going to uncook you
And then we just confronted each other
The dagger against the facón
He threw his hat on the floor
And you don't know what he did
He threw a stab at me
Which luckily I avoided it
We fell next to the floor
And when I was about to kill him
I looked him straight in the eyes
Honey color that melts
Like the field in spring
With the birds singing
It I looked and I fell in love
And now I understand why one day
You broke up without goodbye
Now we agree on something:
This gaucho is a hottie
And although I miss me canary
If you want, keep it
And don't forget the birdseed
You already went and it's over
And so was the sad story of
don Zoilo and his Brava Doll
Now he is a transvestite who walks
from town to town showing
to whoever he wants and pays
his leather and cow leather panties.

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