Arjona Ricardo
If The North Were The South
News
This is the morning news
the only one who tells you whatever he wants
after a court we return
with the most complete of what we endured.
O.J. You are free of guilt
ten million dis Michael for an apology
they beat up another undocumented person
it was in self-defense, the jury said.
The ex-president fled
so you took away all his people
he plays in a casino in Monte Carlo
and he drinks champagne and no one is going to judge him.
CHORUS:
It's going to snow in Haiti
and it's below zero in Puerto Rico
don't leave there
the traffic is at rush hour
and there is more smog than in Chernovil
hug your loved ones and remember
because here it is not good who helps
but he who doesn't screw, remember.
The Vatican prohibits contraceptives
they prefer hungry children to a condom
and storks work double shifts
they are thinking of opening branches in Saturn.
Soccer gains ground in the United States
they want to change the structure so that it makes sense
we must enlarge the goals and eight timeouts
to sell us nonsense.
It is believed that the Chupacabra is a typical case
product of the mixture between two politicians
it is a stealthy predator
such a resemblance has never been seen.
CHORUS:
It's going to snow in Haitm...
If we seemed like sensationalists
excuse me, there was no optimistic news.
CHORU:
It's going to snow in Haiti...
See you tomorrow...

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