What's up, am I on chat line?
My name is Sal and Capricorn is my sign
I like Star Trek and Brad Pitt
I watch Kung-Fu B movies and shave my armpits
My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage
Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy
I don't watch lesbian porno
Will I befriend a trailer and die a smoker?
Will I marry a redneck, will publisher's
Clearing house drop off a big check?
My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage
Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Yeah, bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy
Reach through the phone there, Bud
Are you Vulcan, can you meld with me?
I'll reflect some evil to your head
â€~Til your dead
Will I cough up a fur ball when reading the tabloids
Doctors' pulled my gerbil?
Will I meet a new boyfriend
Or will I be porked by Martians and bare their children?
My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage
Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Yeah, bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy
Read me, psychic man and tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
And bleed me, psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy

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