Live long and prosper, if you're one of us
May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you
Forever, we have been at odds
‘Cos you're a drooling Trekkie
Says the Lucas lackey
Whatever
We are out in space, the last frontier
Seeking life that's new and strange out here
And new civilizations in the great beyond
Boldly going where no one has gone
Our tale is better in every way
In a galaxy far, far away
A great adventure happened a long, long time ago
But then I don't suppose that you would know
We have ray guns we call phasers
We have blasters and lightsabers
We have ships that fly at warp
Yeah, it's called Hyperspace, you dork
We've got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks
Yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk
Oh come on let's not fight, it's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?
That's disgusting
Yeah, forget I mentioned it
Klingons shooting at our starboard side
We've got a hull breach on the Enterprise
We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side
We'd need a wormhole to get out alive
On a moon of Yavin's where we hide
We're having trouble with the hyperdrive
This planet keeps on spinning and the Death star's now in sight
We hope the rebels take it out in time
Oh, come on let's not fight, it's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?
Wouldn't it be nice and so much more effectual?
To put our cares aside and be bitrektual
Think how awesome it would be
A team up with Jean Luc and Leah
Kirk and Chewie save the day
Blowing up a bird of prey
Han and Spock they set a net
And trap the Borg and Boba Fett
While 3P0 and Data raid a Tie fighter to capture Vader
Luke and Worf get into it
And blow the Death Star into bits
And then we throw the tribbles into the Sarlac pit
And then we kicked the Ewoks into it
Live long and prosper, so say we all
(Wait, what?)
May the force be with you
May the time Lords keep you
Forever, we can Babylon
There's no use debating
The Stargate's waiting
So come on, let's not fight, it's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?
So let's take the advice of an Asian homosexual
Fellow Star folks, cool it down
(Celebrity voice impersonated.)
Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual
Hell, I want to be Sci Fi multi-trektual
Live long and prosper!
May the force be with you!
Never give up, never surrender!
To infinity and beyond!
Really, Voltaire? Really?

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