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Yeah, Mr. Simmonds, Baba Brinkman
Tryinâ to get committed
Mr. Simmonds, Baba Brinkman
Weâre gonna work it out
My beautiful producer I just wanna make music
With you, sir; I know youâve been with some seducers
Some âsuper MCsâ who just wanna spit lyrics
On your tracks and leave, but man, thatâs not me!
Iâll be with you âtil itâs done, but this ainât no hit and run
You can run and tell your friends that youâve met someone
Different, and not another prima donna tryinâ to treat you like a
Conquest, I wanna make a long-term investment
Why? âCause I understand my producerâs plight
All a rapper has to do is say some lyrics through the mic
And theyâre gone like itâs all fun, but in the long run
Without producers, no MCs would get their songs done
Itâs like the birds and bees; words are like sperm for MCs
And we need producers to nurture our seeds
âCause itâs after we come together that the magic happens
Thatâs when youâre mastering and fiddling with your mad little plug-ins
And thatâs why I love you, and I wanna commit
âCause youâre the perfect producer for me, so I hope we never split
âCause if we ever did, you might find a more famous MC
But youâll never find another rapper as dedicated as me
Whoever stands to lose their investment
By assuminâ the risk will be the choosiest
I get producers pregnant
Itâs just a simple prediction made by evolution
Put it to the test
But Iâm tryinâ to get committed
Females invest more resources
Except for seahorses and a few exceptions
Such as Mormon crickets
And me and my producer, when we make this music
Weâre guided by parental investment
And so are men and women
Look, I know some rappers have tried to prostitute you
And pay you a daily rate for your studio, but this is not what youâre used to
And I know Iâm not the only one who wants your exclusive attention
But youâve gotta admit man, we have huge potential
You and me â we make music beautifully
And you would make me the happiest rapper on this planet by choosing me
And telling the competition youâre taken
I will do everything in my power to advance your situation
And besides, those other rappers treat you like a nasty slut
So pull you pants up and embrace romantic love!
Iâm sorry, I just get so jealous when I think on it
I like the way your finger toggles so much I wanna put a ring on it
And if you make a song and you need somebody to sing on it
I understand I canât sing, so weâll get some swingers in on it
As long as weâre being honest, no arrangement is perfect
So itâs okay if Iâm not the last rapper you ever work with
And I might spit some verses on another producerâs tracks
But I will see our projects through to the last until theyâre mastered
And even after that I will never take you for granted
Because I recognize your investment, Jamie, and I aim to match it
Whoever stands to lose their investment
By assuminâ the risk will be the choosiest
Youâre so choosy Simmonds
Itâs just a simple prediction made by evolution
Put it to the test
But Iâve read Bob Trivers
Females invest more resources
Except for seahorses and a few exceptions
Youâve been kinda promiscuous
And me and my producer, when we make this music
Weâre guided by parental investment
But Iâma get you pregnant
So what is the actual definition of male and female?
The females have the larger gametes, the larger sex cells
And Jamie, your studio is larger than my microphone
So youâre the woman in this relationshipâ¦
Whoever stands to lose their investment
By assuminâ the risk will be the choosiest
So Iâma get committed
Itâs just a simple prediction made by evolution
Put it to the test
Go ahead and check it out
Females invest more resources
Except for seahorses and a few exceptions
Like Mormon crickets, right
And me and my producer, when we make this music
Weâre guided by parental investment
Weâre gonna get invested
Whoever stands to lose their investment
By assuminâ the risk will be the choosiest
Youâre kinda choosy Simmonds
Itâs just a simple prediction made by evolution
Put it to the test
But we goan get committed
Females invest more resources
Except for seahorses and a few exceptions
Like some kinds of fishes
And me and my producer, when we make this music
Weâre guided by parental investment
Weâre gonna get committed
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