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I'm asking a girl I think is pretty to the cinema
I'm asking a girl I think is pretty to Aliens 2
And I hope she'll be more scared than me by the movie
So that I can put my arm around her in the dark
And try to grope a little and then just pretend it's to comfort
Then pray I take the pretty girl to the pub, after the cinema
I take the pretty girl to the pub, to have a pint or two
And hope she gets drunker than me, of the beer
So that I can sneak my hand up under her shirt
And try to touch the vegetables without her suspecting anything
Then I'll take the pretty girl home, to where I live
I'll take the pretty girl to a nachspiel, just the two of us
And hope she's just as ready for me , which I for her
So that for once I can get a number
Without nagging and nagging and nagging and saying all the right things first
So ¥ I wake up with a girl I thought was pretty, last night
I wake up with a girl who wasn't, so damn pretty anyway
And hope she is as embarrassed as I am, because of what happened
So if I just close my eyes for five minutes, and pretend I'm
Still asleep, she'll be gone by now r I wake up again