Select language to translate this lyric
I've had so much sex I cannot walk straight and that's why I'm walking side to side
My boyfriend is big and I've got very small tiny body he's hung like a horse and I'm like a jockey and I spend all my free time riding and that's the reason I'm walking like my legs are made of rubber
She's been playing too much hide the cucumber
That poor girl her condition's frightening
My friends say
You have sex too much!
I think they're just jealous
No we're worried you'll die!
No I won't I'm fine ooh time to get laid!
My god she's never satisfied! (satisfied)
Were you in a fight?
No I just got banged so hard
I bounced off the bed four times
There's a new law
I have to feature on every singe X-rated sex song and show off my big fat jiggly bum while I sing and rap lyrics full of dumb sex puns
Ariana's body's itsy-bitsy got lots of meat on my bones Ariana's too skinny that's why she keeps having sex injuries huh⦠she'd have no problem if she got a fake ass like me big booty bouncing on any dude who do me two thick that fat pillows provide backside protection to me get tough having sex ain't kid stuff this ain't Sam
and
Cat or that crap Victorious
My friends said I have sex too much that I should learn mouth stuff so I gave that a try
Lost sight in this eye broke both of my legs and now he got me rolling side to side (side to side)
I fractured my spine and cracked my pelvis now from the waist down I'm paralyzed (paralyzed)
Shouldn't you be in a hospital bed?
The doctor said meet him here instead
Let's see now well the news isn't great you've have too much sex we'll have to amputate!