firetruck blueberry
have yourself a christmas merry
dont trip over barry
or you might end up like larry
wibble wobble
gibble gobble
do a noodle dance
just 2 let you know there's a fire on your pants
pink tree
where my key(s)
getting high on listerine
look at me im sandra dee
wibble wobble
gibble gobble
do a noodle dance
dancin so much i got ants in my pants
cathyb123
drinkin her chai tea
dat where she'll be
cathyb123
wibble wobble
gibble gobble
do a noodle dance
i dont like to brag but i am a trap god
listen to this music while the audience applauds
now go back 2 ya house and start layin down sod
and excuse me while i go 2 perform abroad
wibble wobble
gibble gobble
do a noodle dance
some people hate on this remix version
trust me it sounds a lot better in person
i just flew 2 paris on a little excursion
yo-yo ma heard i was comin and began a dispersion
wibble wobble
gibble gobble
do a noodle dance
just 2 let you know my kicks game is lit
people told me i couldnt make it but i never quit
now i got 5 grammies and cherries without the pits
they taste so good imma bout 2 throw a fit
rhymes so good like john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
dont know bout you but im bout 2 commit
the act of eating a tasty banana split
i am like eminem im about 2 lose it
unless i get three hunnid thousand brand new porsches
wibble wobble
gibble gobble
do a noodle dance
my mixtape bout 2 start a fire in france
before i end this rap there's a special person i'd like 2 thank
he's a pretty cool guy and his memes are pretty dank
his fist name is ludwig followed by a van
givin out free candy trust me it is not a sham
but anyways beethoven aint a goof
he's a musical genius and it is not a spoof
ludwig van beethoven is as good as bulletproof
without him serenading the moonlight or whatever
we would not have these airhorns and a happily ever after
so next time your bumpin this please do not forget
that he is a trap god like jacob jingleheimer schmidt

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