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Parking spaces hard to find
During Christmas Season
Looking all around the lot
Some place you can squeeze in
When you finally find a place
You'll be disappointed
It's set aside for handicapped, specially anointed
This one's marked for compact cars, not my big rear-ender
Some Yugo owner's shopping cart scratched our Caddy's fender. Egad!
When that Beemer cuts in front
Swerving while you linger
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
Put down that middle finger!
Oh, look! He's waving at us!
Oh, hello my good man. Hello!
Hello. Is he from the yacht club, dear?
I don't know. He's signaling something...
No, no, you're number one! You're number one! Oh, how lovely.
Parking spaces hard to find
In the Christmas Season
All you do is drive around
No one's ever leavin'
When you finally reach the store
Your heart is filled with sorrow
They kill the lights and lock the doors
Sorry, we're closed up already
Try again tomorrow!
Oh, please let me in!
Sorry, lady.
But I finally found a parking spot!
Really?
Come again tomorrow!
Congratulations!
- Album:
- White Trash Christmas
- Vault Volume 6
- Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
- Vault Volume 2
- Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V
- Vol. 1-Best Of Twisted Tunes
- Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes
- More Twisted Christmas
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- I Am Santa Claus
- Twisted Tunes Classics
- Twisted Christmas
- Miscellaneous
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- Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2
- Twisted Tunes Vault Collection, Volume VII
- Bob Rivers Even More Twisted Christmas
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