Bob Schneider
the californian
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You don't know me but my name's Eileen
I was brought up bad down in New Orleans
I got a head full of hammers and heart full of sand
Half Puerto Rican, half butter pecan
Well they hung my momma from a telephone pole
'Cause she baked my pa into a casserole
Born to be the king of rock 'n' roll
125,000 years old
Superman can go and kiss my ass
Half nitroglyc, half fiberglass
My baby says I taste like sugarcane
You know what I said you know I'm insane
Now I live in California with my girl Quang Jo
She won the bronze in the '88 hammer throw
She's Libra on the cusp of Scorpio
I call her Hiawatha, she calls me Crazy Joe
- Album:
- King Kong, Vol. II
- Burden of Proof
- Lovely Creatures
- Miscellaneous
- Songs Sung And Played On The Guitar At The Same Time
- Underneath The Onion Trees
- Lonelyland
- Perfect Day
- Non-Album Releases
- Best of Frunk 2015
- King Kong Vol. 2
- King Kong Vol. 1
- King King
- King Kong, Volume 1
- 2007-07-02: The Music Mill, Indianapolis, IN, USA
- Songs Sung and Played at the Same Time with People in the...
- 2008-05-05: Music Mill, Indianapolis, IN, USA
- 2013-07-17: The Rathskeller, Indianapolis, IN, USA
- 2014-04-26: Saxon Pub, Austin, TX, USA
- King Kong, Vol. 3