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Vat eef zee Earzbound... haaad... lyrics?!
Here we go!
Gather âround, letâs play Earthbound
A game thatâs sure to please!
Itâs a sequel to some âmotherâ game which is all in Japanese
One night a glowing meteor comes down from outer space
Thereâs a kid named Ness, and wouldn-cha guess?
heâs gonna save the human race!
So he gives him mom a kiss,
and with a family like this, itâs no wonder that he goes it alone, no,
I mean, his little baby sis, she runs a courier service, and his father is a telephone
DAD: Youâre stepping on my cord, son.
BRENT:
This title shines! Itâs sharp and funny, yet creepy
With wacky lines, Like âPoo needs water for PPâ
But hey, thatâs Earthbound, Thatâs why I love it, so
If you donât like it, Feel free to shove it
Ness has a quest to fix the things that are wrong Americans
Like religious weirdos, mindless zombies and illegal aliens! Oh-OH,
A psychic girl, a science nerd, and a ninja join the crew
Taming animals by hitting them, âcause thatâs what heroes do!
Itâs a crazy universe where a rookie front desk nurse
can reanimate your slaughtered friends, oh,
Where you buy some farm-fresh eggs
and in five minutes theyâve got legs,
because now theyâre frickinâ full grown hens!
Yeah, sing it chickens!
CHICKENS:
Bok bok bok bok,
BOK BOK BOK BOCKY-BOK BOK BOK,
Bok bok bok bok,
BOK BOK BOK BOCKY-BOK BOK BOK,
BRENT:
And that is Earthbound, thatâs why we love it, so
If you donât like it, feel free to shove it
Itâs goofy, but I donât mind, cause thatâs the kind of a great adventure you might find
In the heart of a child⦠going wild!
Letâs hit the ATM! (Money money money money)
Iâve got like 80 grand in the bank (Money money)
Cuz my dadâs never home, heâs a phone, sending cash to say sorry
DAD: Sorry, Iâm a phone.
BRENT:
We coulda bought some stock.
(Bought some stock, bought some stock)
Or fed a THIRD world countrY (Save the children, save the children)
But weâre kids, so we choose to get stuff we can use to fight robots
Is that COOL OR WHAT?
They fight through winter snows
And lands of leisure
They get two things from foes:
Nightmares and seizures!
So now theyâre forced to grind, Fights last forever!
Reach level ninety-nine⦠The end is nigh.
Have a cup of coffee, Suddenly itâs trippy
Telephone your mother, This is just another
avârage boy-meets-girl Boy-meets-boy-meets-boy
Boy-becomes-a-robot story
Spoiler alert:
Four robotic friends hold fast, traveling into the past
They meet the source of evil there,
and best him through the powEr of prayer
Kinda rips off Final Fantasy 4,
but Earthboundâs still a game that we adoreâ¦
That we adoreâ¦Key change, mofo!
This game is strange, But it has charming and smart jokes
And it has range, including 2 or 3 fart jokes
And thatâs my Earthbound Thatâs why I love it, so
If you donât like it Feel free to shove it
Come on everybodyâ¦say âfuzzy pickles!â
Ya know what I love? Earthbound.
- Album:
- Flossophy
- Super Mario Land With Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer)
- Miitomo With Lyrics
- Louis Armstrong Sings Super Mario World
- The Youtube Collection 2008-2012
- Shovel Knight With Lyrics
- Bits of Me
- Super Mario Land 2 With Lyrics
- The Bioshock Infinite Song
- Super Mario Sunshine With Lyrics
- Phoenix Wright With Lyrics
- Dragon Warrior With Lyrics
- What If This Cd... Had Lyrics?
- What If This CD...Had G-Rated Lyrics?
- The Team Fortress 2 Song, Youtube Version
- Bubble Bobble With Lyrics
- Compilation
- The Ballad of Jeff (EarthBound Winters Remix)
- The Super-Secret EP
- Cave Story With Lyrics