There's our hero MArio
Your rescued Daisy but im sorry bro
A few days ago i broke into your home
and so
now its chateur Wario
Wario has major balls
Mario's castle is missing a wall
Since when did he have a castle at all
but whatever dude now he's on the move
enter vultron mario's shoe
Be super careful or you might get screwed
Theres a big turtle he's gonna eat you
let him chowdown and now you're his poo (WAAHAA)
no raccoon or tanuki selection
but the bunny ears will give you wings
pretty soon youll exsume a complete collection
based on every type of flying thing(right)
Now its cranking time lets do this
Grab a carrot Grab a flower Grab a heart you cant resist
Keep it going OW MY NOSTRIL SOMEONE HELP ME
WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST Ugh
That was awful
OOW MY EYEBALL
MOTHERFCKER
WHY GOD WHY WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS
GREAT im blind now WONDERFUL
(Maybe you should've stuck to the plumbing)
Maybe you should SK MY CK
(REALLY!?)
EW NOO
Jason needs a doctor fast
Thats what you get with a dollar store mask
Mario really should move his fatass
Before Wario takes the whole place over (WAHAHAHA)
Mustache Euro Anglo Male
Creepy Big Nose Guy is bent on betrayal
Wait hitler's minecofe told the very same tale (oh snap)
Tumblr was right they hate jews
Bovine fish, Hippo snot it gets nutty
Grab a flower now you're cherokee
Get inhaled by a whale and check out his gut he really needs a colonoscapy (key change mofo)
Now you got the coins in hand
It's time to go make the ultimate stand
Wario's just a small balding young man
so yeah thats super mario laaaaaaaaaa...
(its the sequel they're not equal)
(Its the sequel)
Super Mario Land 2!

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