This is not a test
This is your emergency broadcast announcing the
commencement of the annual purge sanctioned by the US Government
Weapons of class 4 and lower have
been authorised for use during the purge
All other weapons are restricted
Government officials of ranking 10 have been
granted immunity from the purge and shall not be harmed
Commencing at the siren any and all crime
including murder will be legal for twelve continuous hours
Police, fire and emergency medical services will be
unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. when the purge concludes
Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn
May god be with you all

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