Come in, come in
Welcome to my nest
You don't have to pay me anything, I'll invite you
This is on the house, you don't have to leave me a tip
Today's recipe It is the specialty of the kitchen
Murderous meat, and to hold your breath
A little fried yuca with mojito
(Do you have some Doritos?)
No, yuca fried with mojito
(Do you have some Coca-Cola?)
No, but I have perico wine
And quickly that guy came out spoiled
(Do you know who I am? )
ÃÂHow? ÃÂWhat is your name Juan?
(Do you know who I am?)
ÃÂWhat if my name is Juan?
(I want Coca-Cola)
Well, look Juan
Here what we have is Cola Champagne and chinita
But if you want a little note Medalla is the beer
(I just want Coca-Cola)
I told you my name isn't Juan, that what there is is Cola Champagne
And after a while that dark guy told me his name was Puff Daddy
And that he was the Sugar Daddy of all the Mack Daddies
I came out from behind to front, very loud as a loudspeaker
So I spat on him with hot sauce and he instantly stood up
br/>And in a moment' I told him that he had a spoiled tongue'
(Do you know who I am?)
áI told you that my name is not
Juan, and That's when I crossed him in the jaw'
Then he went to the pike'
To the miles of chamfer with a bump on his chola a
Lo Mamadou Thiam
And I chased him all over San Sebastián
Up to Calle del Cristo and that's when the
Sixto, Sixto Escobar, threw me with the one-two and the jab
I made him fly like a chiringa
I made him spit piringa water out of his pants
He started throwing black sugar down his pants
And even throwing cairns through the socks
Olive green cairns; Yes, olive green color
What fine people shit for eating plates of food
From .00 pesos up. ³n)
There is a stream of hams
(I am not a ham)
Even if they offer me a million
I tell you no
There is a stream of suckers
There is a stream of piglets
(I am not a piglet)
There is a stream of hams
(I am not a ham)
Yes Puff Daddy offers me a million Let's go with güirita
And all the gringos like you can go with everyone and
Camarita by the Garita
You don't have to make an appointment if you are visiting
say cheese!, and a little smile and for the beach
For the sharks to tear your tendons out
Because here in Puerto Rico we are the funniest
And then That's why Puff Daddy returned to the New Yorks
A little sato, less of a man, with another nickname
P. Diddy, Mister P. Diddy, here's your bibi
So that you can suck some Borinqueña milk
So that you think twice before picking up a firewood
So that when you come here you don't make faces, don't make signs
This can cost you all your hair
Like this If you don't want them to shake your wall
Think about it before messing with a chief
This is not Mozambique, this is Puerto Rico
Here you hit the hedge
br/>Here everyone wears dungarees
Here in Puerto Rico almost everyone is skinny
Here even if you are white you are dark
Here there is respect or I'm telling you
Here you respect or you are spit on
Here you respect or you are spit on
Don't agitate me, don't make me say damn
I already said it, bad luck, but I don't go with the gringos
I have them from tingo to tango, and from tango to tingo
And I go to me even if they are a lot of shit
There is a stream of piglets
(I am not a piglet!)
There is a stream of hams
(I am not a ham!)
Even if they offer me a million
I tell you no
There is a stream of suckers
There is a stream of piglets
(I am not a piglet!)
There is a stream of hams
(I'm not a ham!)
If Puff Daddy offers me a million
I tell him no
There are a lot of suckers

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