The lady on the fifth floor has a python in the living room,
a trusted guardian.
Her ex is every evening in front of the door with a hammer in his hand.
âDon't goâ there is no reason to be afraid,
to be afraid.â
this is the conclusion of the officials of the police station.
The lady on the fifth floor takes advantage of the metropolitan chaos.
Exits always in the morning and with a brisk pace
he goes to work.
âMiss, have you by any chance seen my husband?
what color was his dress?
how many letters did he have in his pocket?â
â1, 2, 3 ...boom!â
The lady on the fifth floor
had a trained anti-rape python.
One fine day the beast escaped from his armored den
and arrived on the ground floor.
He didn't even have time
to chatter his teeth in fear
Pepito, the hypertensive Chiwawa and not very friendly from the door. Did you see the man with the hammer? What color was his suit? How many letters did he have in his pocket? Miss, did you see the man? man with the hammer?
What color was his dress?
How long did he stay in the area?â
âDid he ever speak to youâ
The lady on the fifth floor
that letter from a year earlier was found walled up in the bathroom,
the damning evidence left at the police station.
It described the burial ritual with precision.
but there was no reason to be afraid,
to be afraid.
âMiss, did you see the man with the hammer?
What color was his dress?< br/>How many letters did he have in his pocket?â
âMiss, did you see the man with the hammer?
What color was his suit?
How many letters did he have in your pocket?â
The man with the hammer was spotted
in a bar in the center of Buenos Aires
The python, a few months after its capture,
he has returned to live in his natural habitat in Thailand.
The concierge has decided to adopt âTinoâ
the mastiff, an affectionate and loving dog
Matilde lives on the fifth floor,
a grumpy woman, allergic to cats and relatives.
Ah... I forgot...
the police officials continue to say
that there is no reason to be afraid

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