Carol: You're so London, you're so Kensington Gardens, and I'm so San Antone...
You're so harp strings, you're so chamber ensemble, and I'm so saxophone...
You're so kippers, so caviar, and I'm so liverwurst... You're so Shakespeare, so Bernard Shaw, and I'm so Fannie Hurst!
Julie: (spoken) Fannie who?
Carol: You're so Harpers, you're so Manchester Guardian, and I'm so Daily News...
You're so white pumps, you're so pink satin slippers, and I'm so army shoes!
Wherever you go, you belong...
Julie: Oh Carol, you're wrong, wrong, wrong...
You're so hi there, you're so put-her-there-partner! and I'm so how d'ya do...
You're so pogo! You're so Pop-eye, and peanuts, and I'm so Winnie-the-Pooh...
You're root beer! You're ginger ale! And I'm so lemon squash...
You're so 'oh, hey bud, where's the ladies room?' and I'm so 'may I wash...?'
You're so Mermen, you're so Rosalind Russell, and I'm so Deborah Kerr...
Carol: (spoken) Oh I love her!
Julie: You're so 4H! You're so SPCA! And I'm oh, so DAR...!
Wherever you go, you belong...
Carol: No, you're wrong, wrong, wrong!
You're so Pall Mall! You're so Benson & Hedges!
Julie: (spoken) I don't smoke!
Carol: And I'm so corn-cob pipe...
Julie: (spoken) Well, you shouldn't either...
Carol: (spoken) D'you know what it's like going through life looking like a corn-cob pipe?
Julie: (spoken) Oh, don't be silly!
You're coyote!
You're prairie dog! And I'm so birds and bees...
Carol: You're so dirndls! You're so petticoats! And I'm so PVDs...!
Face it, Julie, you are HEAVEN!
You know what you are. You're Christmas and cotton-candy! You're carnivals!
Julie: (spoken) Huh?
Carol: You're a little girl in her first prom dress, on her first date, all dressed up, tripping down the stairs with stars in her eyes!
Julie: Wait a minute, you know what you are, you're hayrides, you're Halloween!
Carol: Halloween?
Julie: You're firecrackers on the fourth of July!
You're a little child at his first ball game, waving his pennant in the breeze... erm... you're our boys overseas!
Both: So... we'll be partners! We'll be hotdogs and mustard, a twosome, a duet!
We'll be buddies, just like Huntley and Brinkley, we're...
Carol: ...Andrews...
Julie: ...and Burnett!
Both: Wherever we go we belong, oh we belong, we belong... together!

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