WORMWOOD: First, we get to choose invitations.
Make a list of distant relations.
Then we can decide on bridesmaids—
You'll need about twenty.
Next we'll try on dozens of dresses—
Settle on a do for your tresses—
And we're well on our way
To the happiest day of your life!
QUEEN OF VALENCIA: We'll pick your florist—
WORMWOOD: La la la la la!
QUEEN OF VALENCIA: And then select a manicurist!
WORMWOOD: La la la la la!
KING OF VALENCIA: You'll wanna register at all the top stalls within the town walls—
WORMWOOD: No doubt!
ISABELLA: Kill me now.
WORMWOOD: Next on the checklist,
We'll get you braceletted and necklaced.
GUARDS: Just wait and see,
It's gonna be like the wedding
We've always dreamed about!
ISABELLA: Please, God. Make it stop.
QUEEN OF VALENCIA: Then we'll have to spruce up the venue—
KING OF VALENCIA: Figure out a thirty-course menu—
JESTER: Find a guy to draw some pictures—
WORMWOOD: You're going to want plenty.
KING AND QUEEN OF VALENCIA/JESTER: La la la, la la, la la la!
KING OF VALENCIA: Plus we must audition some bands, too.
QUEEN OF VALENCIA: Choose the song you'll do your first dance to.
ISABELLA: The whole stupid cliché—
ALL: On the happiest day of your life!
WORMWOOD: And up on your head—
GROUP: La la la la la la!
WORMWOOD: Glowing right above your forehead—
GROUP: La la la la la la!
WORMWOOD: You will wear this little present from me,
Enchanted to steal your soul.
GROUP: Uhh!
WORMWOOD: And once it's on you—
GROUP: La la la la la la!
WORMWOOD: It will cast a spell upon you—
GROUP: La la la la la la!
WORMWOOD: You'll do everything I tell you to do,
And ruling through you,
I'll seize full command,
Get rid of the prince,
Install my own men
Take over the throne,
'Til I'm in complete—
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
ISABELLA: What are you all standing around for?
We've got an affair to break ground for!
There's so much to do—
Guess who is becoming a wife!
True, my husband's only eleven—
Still, the wedding's gonna be heaven!
Go and get my bouquet!
It's the happiest day of my life!
QUEEN OF VALENCIA: Cousin Harry will pay.
KING OF VALENC IA: It's the happiest day of my life!
WORMWOOD: Now you're under my sway,
It's the happiest day of my life!
ALL: Uhh!

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