GALAVANT: I'm off on a hero's journey,
Out where adventure lies,
On a quest the poets will sing about.
ISABELLA: With destiny at your shoulder—
SID: An ego of massive size—
GALAVANT: And a face most chicks have a thing about.
ISABELLA: And so what if you're still hung over?
GALAVANT: Right!
SID: So what if you smell like slop?
GALAVANT: Yah…
ISABELLA: So what if you've got that pesky little muffin top?
GALAVANT: Hold on...
SID/ISABELLA: You're off on a hero's journey—
GALAVANT: A champion through and through—
ALL: More or less doing what all the heroes do!
GALAVANT: And I ride to save my one true love—
SID: Though she ripped your heart in two.
GALAVANT: Not true...
SID: Pretty true...
ISABELLA: Very true.
GALAVANT: To destroy the king, she was forced to wed—
ISABELLA: More like chose to wed
GALAVANT: Not true.
ISABELLA: Kinda true.
SID: Gotta say, sorta true.
GALAVANT: And I ride to help the princess who I've taken 'neath my wing—
ISABELLA: If he finds out I'm working for the king
GALAVANT: Wait, what was that?
ISABELLA: What? Never mind
GALAVANT: Did you say—
ISABELLA: Not a thing.
GALAVANT: But—
ISABELLA: Oh—
SID/ISABELLA: You're off on a hero's journey,
GALAVANT: And this is my hero's vow: I'll return
SID: Rising victorious!
ISABELLA: And how!
No, really... I mean, how?
GALAVANT: Nothing's gonna stop my journey now...!
ISABELLA/SID: Off on a hero's journey!
Off on a hero's journey!
Off on a hero's journey!
Off on a hero's journey!
Off on a hero's journey!
Off on a hero's journey!
GALAVANT: Oh my God! Holy Crap! I'm outta shape.

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