If you gave the man your number
and the man calls
and he seems a little nervous and shy
You don't make him shy-er or nervouser
You help him out
At least you try
Or he's just gonna say Goodbye
Which is exactly what he said
Goodbye
When it comes to men do I ever do what's right?
Any year, any month?
Any morning, afternoon, or night
If there's a wrong way say it
a wrong way to play it
Nobody does it like me
If there's a wrong way to do it
A right way to screw it up
Nobody does it like me
I've got a big loud mouth
I'm always talking much too free
If you go for tact and manners
Better stay away from me
If there's a wrong way to keep it cool
A right way to be a fool
Nobody does it like me
If there's a wrong bell, I ring it
A wrong note I sing it
Nobody does it like me
If there's a problem, I duck it
I don't solve it, I just muck it up
Nobody does it like me
And so try to be a lady
I'm no lady I'm a fraud
And when I talk like I'm a lady
What I sound like is a broad
If there's a wrong way to get a guy
the right way to lose a guy
Nobody does it like me
Nobody does it, no!
Nobody does it
Nobody does it like me!
Nobody does it like me!

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