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Tonightâs Janieâs pourinâ the Smirnoff
Guess Billieâs got the nights off
Yet rumor has it his ex-wife Catherine put his truck in the ditch
And thereâs a new owner, Joe whatâs his face
Last December, he bought this place
His girlfriend Jessie, she sure is sexy
But she can sure be a bitch
And I donât know why but I still buy drinks for two
Make âer scrate for me, men would lie for her
But that donât put her back in this barstool
And the beerâs still warm
All year âround canât catch a buzz from the suds
And the tears theyâre pourinâ down on me
Send me out to sea and take me to a place where the whiskeyâs a little more sour
I guess happy hour ainât so happy without her
That same damn skin her cover band
Playinâ sweet home Alabama
For the third time tonight (they still playinâ it too slow)
We used to dance all night long
She swore it was her favorite song
But now I guess, Joeâs girl Jess is the star of the floor
And the tourists backed this place out
Ride around since
I still be drinkinâ at this bar
And Iâll be gone by then
And the beerâs still warm
All year âround canât catch a buzz from the suds
And the tears theyâre pourinâ down on me
Send me out to sea and take me to a place where the whiskeyâs a little more sour
I guess happy hour ainât so happy without her
So close in on up, hereâs the cash for my tab
Donât you worry âbout me, though I am callinâ a cab and I ainât never cominâ back
I know I said that last night
I said that a thousand times
But the beerâs still warm
All year âround canât catch a buzz from the suds
And the tears theyâre pourinâ down on me
Send me out to sea and take me to a place where the whiskeyâs a little more sour
I guess happy hour ainât so happy without her
I guess happy hour ainât so happy without her
I ainât seen you around
In a long long time
Whyâs that, I canât really recall
No reason to rhyme
Oh wait, yes I can
She never called me back
She mustâve gone find you another man to fall for your act
No youâre so friendly
When you see me
Sittinâ up here at this bar
A keg deep in drinks
And you really wanna know if you can join me
Hell no!
No, you canât sit here
No, Iâm drinkinâ this beer
âCause you and all you done to me
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
You think itâs all good, but girl, I disagree
Now you wanna share a glass âcause you must be high on grass
You can kiss my ass
Maybe a little harsh
Yes, Iâll admit it
I took that one a little bit too far
But I couldnât resist
Iâm caught in your act
Hung on your bullshit
Now you wanna know if Iâll be your friend
Oh girl, not one bit
Whatâs that I see?
Could that be a tear?
Rollinâ down your cheek
Alright baby, come on over here
And you can join me for just one drink
Oh wait, never mind
No, you canât sit here
No, Iâm drinkinâ this beer
âCause you and all you done to me
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
You think itâs all good, but girl, I disagree
Now you wanna share a glass âcause you must be high on grass
You can kiss my ass
No, I ainât got no problems with you
No, the problemâs you
When you ask me how Iâve been
Honey ainât it clear?
You canât sit here
No, Iâm drinkinâ this beer
âCause you can all you done for me
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
You think itâs all good, but girl, I disagree
Now you wanna share a glass âcause you must be high on grass
You go on and kiss my ass
Yea, you
You, kiss my ass
- Album:
- Ignite the Night
- Ready Set Roll (EP)
- Dirt Road Communion
- Country As Me
- Friday Nights & Sunday Mornings
- Buzz Back (Single)
- Everybody We Know Does
- Ignite the Night (Party Edition)
- Bring On Summer
- Whisper
- Ignite the Night (Spotify Commentary)
- Ready Set Roll
- Cream of Country 2016
- Do It Like This
- Gonna Wanna Tonight
- So Country 2016
- Country Heat: Backyard BBQ
- Men of Country 2016
- Three Chords & The Truth
- Lambs & Lions