I saw mrs. Parker at the store today,
She was buyin' some food
I walked up to her and I said hey!
When's the baby due?
She said baby?
I'm not having a baby,
What you talkin' about?
I said sorry... mrs. parker
I put my foot in my mouth
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way
I took my brother to the mall last christmas,
To see Santa and his sleigh,
I said arent you glad that youre old enough,
To know that santa is fake?
He said fake? Santa's not fake!"What you talkin about?
I said "no, I didn't tell of Santa was fake!
I said...Santa's great...
I put my foot in my mouth
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way
Here's the last verse
I was braggin' to a friend of mine
How I ran over this cat,
I said his name was fluffy, cause I read the tag...
Right after I squashed him flat
She said fluffy? my cats name is fluffy! he was my best friend."
I said "no, I didnt say his name was fluffy!
I said his name was... twinkles
Here I go again...
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way

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