Jim: Forsooth fair Juliet, wouldst thou likest yon hot chocolate?
Mary: oh Jimmy! wherever did you learn to speak like that?
Jim: oh it's fancy talk! from Romeo & Juliet.
Cause, when a guy wants to woo a girl, he needs, you know, the right language.
Mary: are you trying to woo me jimmy harper?
Jim: I need words to tell you 'bout my pounding heart, words that make a guy sound smart.
Well I guess that's why they invented Shakespeare!
His articulations of a lovers palpatations are so keen!
My bounty is as boundless a the sea
My love as deep the more i give to thee
Mary: oh, you sound so dreamy when you talk like shakespeare
Both: a big vocabulary should be customary when you fall in love
Jim: la la la la la la you're a snowy dove
Mary: la la la predigious birth of love
Both: la la la la la hip hooray for shakespeare!
sure as i am breathing you can make elizabethan language fuuuuuun.
Both: We are just like romeo & juliet, we're happy young and bubbling with love!
Jim: I can't wait to read the ending!
Mary: I can't either, but i'm sure it turns out real swell
I bet romeo, marries his juliet
Jim: they have a baby
Mary: and make lots of friends!
Both: that's probably the way the play ends
Mary: you doth teach the torches how to burn real bright
Jim: hangin like a jewel upon the cheek of night
Both: hark! what light through yonder window breaks here!
We'll be future spouses put a plague 'a both our houses if we're wrooooong.
SHAKESPEARE!

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