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A mason jar full of shine
A CD of Leann Rhimes
Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight
Now here I stand with my petunias in hand
And you've got a headache again
I hit a yard sale cut my toenails
Trimmed my nose hairs just right
I thought you'd be impressed
By my new hunting vest
But there's no chance tonight
It ain't the first time this year
It'll be the TV and beer
I about forgot what's it's like to be here
As I sleep on the floor
While she sniffles and snores
Did I shave my back for this
Oh man Aww woo
This things duller than a dag burn butter knife
Now I'll bet she'll regret
That she didn't let
Me take her to that motel with a pool
You know it's so hard to find
Free HBO and Showtime
And them vibrating beds sure are cool
I souped up my RV
Fired up my Flobee
Trimmed my toupee just right
I tried self tanning cream it turned my skin green
Uh you know the directions uh said that it might
Well it's a mystery to me
Why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist
I'm wearing my brand new drawers
And wondering what the heck for
Did I shave my back for this
DEE-ANNA
Did I shave my back for this
Ohh ohh ohh
(Coughs)
- Album:
- Parodyziac!!
- Polyrically Uncorrect
- Six Pack of Judd
- Cledus Envy
- Cledus Navidad
- Just Another Day In Parodies
- Juddmental
- Did I Shave My Back For This?
- I Stoled This Record
- (No Relation)
- Cledus T. Judd (No Relation)
- Miscellaneous
- Bipolar and Proud
- Non-Album Releases
- The Essenshul Cledus T. Judd
- Essenshul Cledus T. Judd
- Cledus T. Judd And Friends
- Cledus.T.Judd
- Promo Only: Country Radio, December 2004
- Promo Only: Country Radio, May 2005