ALL: STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
A HORRIFYING HURRICANE,
A TERRIBLE TYPHOON,
WITH ALL THE GRACE AND GLAMOUR
OF A BIG BABOON!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR CLUMSINESS IS STIRRING UP A STEW!
YOU'RE STAGGERING US,
A STAGGERING FUSS
LIKE THIS WE NEVER KNEW.
STAGGERING STANLEY, YOU'RE THROUGH!
(The Marines move away and the Curator enters and
approaches Stan with a large vase.
Stan addresses the audience again.)
STAN: So then I got a job at the Megaville Museum...
CURATOR: Now Stan, the Megaville Museum is home to the most valuable
artifacts in the world. I know it's your first day,
but I think I can trust you with our prize exhibit.
This is a priceless ancient vase I brought back from my latest trip.
(The Curator hands Stan the vase.)
STAN: Latest what?
CURATOR: Trip!
STAN: Aagghh!(The music changes and we hear comical sound effects as
Stan trips and throws the vase.
It flies through the air in slow motion across the stage (moved by a
cast member who animates its flight
convincingly). It is followed by pointing fingers and
Horrified stares of the crowd, and lands offstage with a smash.
The chorus then begin to sing - the Curator joins
in, but as if telling Stan off with a wagging finger.)
ALL: STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
A HORRIFYING HURRICANE,
A TERRIBLE TYPHOON,
WITH ALL THE GRACE AND GLAMOUR
OF A BIG BABOON!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR CLUMSINESS IS STIRRING UP A STEW!
YOU'RE STAGGERING US,
A STAGGERING FUSS
LIKE THIS WE NEVER KNEW.
STAGGERING STANLEY, YOU'RE THROUGH!
(The Curator exits and the Mayor returns to centre stage as Max moves
forward to narrate.
Stan addresses the audience as he goes to collect the cream cake.)
STAN: And that brings us back to today!
MAX: And so now sweet seller
Stanley Marvel will present Mayor Doughnut
With his complimentary cake,
filled with jam, covered in cream and lined
With butterfingers!
STAN: Lined with what?
MAX: Butterfingers!
STAN: Aagghh!
(The music changes and we hear comical
sound effects as Stan trips and throws the
Cake. It flies through the air in slow
motion, its flight again aided by a cast member
Who carries it aloft.
It is followed by pointing fingers and horrified stares of the
Crowd. This large,
hollow and specially prepared prop lands on Mayor Doughnut,
Completely engulfing his head.
The chorus then begin to sing - the Mayor joins in,
But as if telling Stan off with a wagging
finger, still with his head inside the cake.)
ALL: STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
A HORRIFYING HURRICANE,
A TERRIBLE TYPHOON,
WITH ALL THE GRACE AND GLAMOUR
OF A BIG BABOON!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
STAGGERING STANLEY!
YOUR CLUMSINESS IS STIRRING UP A STEW!
YOU'RE STAGGERING US,
A STAGGERING FUSS
LIKE THIS WE NEVER KNEW.
STAGGERING STANLEY, YOU'RE THROUGH!
STAGGERING STANLEY,
YOU'RE THROUGH!
(Shouted) You're through!
Blackout and all exit.

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