If they could see me now,
That little gang of mine,
I'm eating fancy chow and Drinking fancy wine,
I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact,
The kind of top drawer first rate chums I attract,
All I can say is wow,
Look at where I am,
Tonight I landed pow, right in a pot of jam,
What a set up holy cow,
They'd never believe it if my friends could see me now
If they could see me now,
My little dusty group,
Traipsing round this million dollar chicken coup,
I'd hear those thrift shop cats say, Brother get her
Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur
All i can say is wow,
Wait til the riff and Raff,
See just exactly how he signed his autograph,
What a build up holy call, they'd never believe it,
If my friends could see me now.
If they could see me now,
Alone with mister V,
Who's waiting on me like he was a maitre'd,
I hear my buddy saying crazy what gives,
Tonight she's living like the other half lives,
To think the highest brow which i must say is he,
Should pick the lowest brow which there's no doubt is me,
What a step up holy cow,
They'd never believe it,
if my friends could see me now,
They'd never believe it,
They'd never believe it,
If my friends could see me.

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