In California broken hearted and forsaken
Bottles of bourbon strewn around me on the floor
My spirit was shattered and my love had all been taken
When a tall dark angel stood standin’ at my door
(spoken) And she asked me a question
Have you been to Transylvania?
Man you really oughta go
Got some girls in Transylvania
Ain’t like any girls you know
And strange events to entertain ya
Like the Rocky Horror Show
You may think you’ve been around some
But you’re in for a surprise
Ya got to try to get downtown some
Man you won’t believe your eyes
Transylvania girls I’ve found some
Packin’ heat between their thighs
If you want one of those
Transylvania girls. Transylvania girls.
You best be willin’ to try something new
You know when you’re Rome, you do as Romans do
But when in Transylvania
Lord, the Trannys do you
In Transylvania
I ain’t talkin’ bout no vampires
Or werewolves prowlin’ in the night
Or scary stories ‘round no campfires
Or witchy spells by candelight
I’m talkin’ ‘bout those sexy Glampires
Know how to treat a man just right
You know I’m talking ‘bout those …
Transylvania girls. Transylvania girls.
You best be willin’ to try something new
You know when you’re Rome, you do as Romans do
But when in Transylvania
Lord, the Trannys do you
In Transylvania
In Transylvania
T-T-T-Transylvania
Transylvania
Transylvania GIRLS NOT GIRLS
Transylvania GIRL NOT GIRLS
In Transylvania
Ya know I’m gonna go Ya Know I’m gonna go
Ya know I’m gonna go to Transylvania
I’m gonna find my kind of girl
I’m gonna find my kind of girl
IN TRANSYLVANIA
IN TRANSYLVANIA

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