Kiss my ass, cause I'm American
Don't care if gas hits eleven bucks or more
I drive an SUV, that could fit 14 of me
Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass!
Oh this crazy world, this crazy world
It's a ticking time bomb
Any day could be the last
And then I gotta see
On my new 3d TV
Kiss my ass! Kiss my big fat lazy ass!
Kiss my ass!
Tornadoes almost whiped out Alabama
Nuclear tsunami in Japan
I wonder if we're heading for some kind of Armageddon
'Cause I wanna watch it on the smart-phone in my hand
And Kiss my balls
(Kiss his balls)
Cause I don't give a shit
About war, (about war) or poverty
Yeah the world's a fucking mess
And I could not care less
Cause I'll be on my sofa playing wii
(Caring)
Kiss my ass!
(Sharing)
Kiss my ass!
(Volunteering)
Hahaha
(Voting)
Well actually voting is a really important part of the democratic process
Cause if you don't get out there and vote you know what happens?
You don't find out who the winner is on American Idol
So Kiss my ass!
(Kiss his ass)
Go ahead and bucker up
(Go bucker up)
Kiss my ass!
It's like the Blarney Stone
And I know it smells like crap
And there's no after that
Kiss my ass!
(It's a blast)
Kiss it slow
(Kiss it fast)
Kiss my skinny, Irish, Emmy loosing ass)Kiss my big old assu003d

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