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Hey, another dayââ¬Â¦Yo,
Woke up early on my born day, 28 ainââ¬â¢t a blessinââ¬â¢ though,
My bills are stacked up high and my funds are gettinââ¬â¢ low,
Iââ¬â¢m set to go up-to this shit-hole local bar,
So I can get some peace, plus they donââ¬â¢t over-charge,
Order my first shot Iââ¬â¢m sittinââ¬â¢ there all alone,
Some piss warm Cuervo cozââ¬â¢ I canââ¬â¢t afford Patrone,
They say I crossed the line cozââ¬â¢ I donââ¬â¢t need no salt or lime,
And I smell the liquor before I take it all the time,
Got problems on my mind, some I canââ¬â¢t handle,
Time for shot number two, gimmieââ¬â¢ some Jack Daniels,
Itââ¬â¢s how I cope, pressure hits, I go get a brew,
And after two honestly Iââ¬â¢m in a better mood,
Round three I got that Jamesonââ¬â¢s Irish whiskey,
Then I put it back and yeah Iââ¬â¢m feelinââ¬â¢ kinda tipsy,
This busty bar tender lookinââ¬â¢ better by the minute,
A few more and I gotta say Iââ¬â¢d slide up in it,
So Iââ¬â¢m like ââ¬Åyo, come here miss, be friends with meââ¬ï¿½,
Then shots four and five are double-fisted Hennessy,
I should let it be, Iââ¬â¢m gettinââ¬â¢ rowdy poppinââ¬â¢ shit,
Time for number six, but wait yo, I gotta piss.
Took a leak, took my seat, now Iââ¬â¢m tryna flirt,
But the Hennyââ¬â¢s repeatinââ¬â¢ on my every time I burp,
Then the ***** told me six she was buying back,
I said surprise me, big surprise, another shot of yak, Iââ¬â¢m far too proud to cry, and refuse to taste my pride,
Everydayââ¬â¢s the same so I drink to hide the pain inside,
So it comes to pass my time, when I breakdown and say goodbye,
I begin to close my eyes, hide the pain inside.Now itââ¬â¢s eleven on the dot and I want my seventh shot,
Some ice cold Jägermeister would just hit the spot,
Threw it down and said ââ¬Åyo bartender do a roundââ¬ï¿½,
I think that was eight, Iââ¬â¢m drunk so Iââ¬â¢m losing count,
Vision kinda spinninââ¬â¢ but still I want another,
Now the ***** looks like Vida and I wannaââ¬â¢ ***** her,
I called her over but god-damn my mouth was slurrinââ¬â¢,
So I was like ***** it, ââ¬Åjust bring me out some Bourbonââ¬ï¿½,
Took my ninth and looked at life in another light,
I went from happy too ââ¬Å
Immaââ¬â¢ start a *****inââ¬â¢ fight!
ââ¬ï¿½,
Thoughts were runninââ¬â¢ like ââ¬Å
I hate myself nowadaysââ¬ï¿½,
Iââ¬â¢m really broke and my seeds a thousand miles away,
Baby mama always gotta bring that same drama, ââ¬Å
Yo bartender bring me back a shot of straight Vodkaââ¬ï¿½,
Thatââ¬â¢s number ten but at this point does it matter?,
Iââ¬â¢m half a father, half a sucker, half a *****inââ¬â¢ rapper,
Half-assed and half the time Iââ¬â¢m just a drunken bastard,
Who smokes so many cigarettes I got a touch of asthma,
Ordered my eleventh E&
and with the quickness,
Took it and told the ***** ââ¬Å
Iââ¬â¢ll be back in twenty minutesââ¬ï¿½,
I went outside, threw some punches and hit the wall,
Knuckles bleedinââ¬â¢, screaming till I trip and fall,
I ainââ¬â¢t got shit at all, and I donââ¬â¢t even love myself,***** it, I ainââ¬â¢t going back in, hereââ¬â¢s number twelve: *gun shot*Iââ¬â¢m far too proud to cry, and refuse to taste my pride,
Everydayââ¬â¢s the same so I drink to hide the pain inside,
So it comes to pass my time, when I breakdown and say goodbye,
I begin to close my eyes, hide the pain inside.
- Album:
- Liar and a Thief
- Liar & a Thief