C: I've had it up to here, so let me make it very clear
cuz I swear I'll never clue you in again
Every time that you profess I come from Puerto rico
T: Yes
C: For the last time Turk, I'm Dominican
T: don't make a big to do, I was simply testing you
C: Then Why'd you tell JD our baby's blacxican
T: Babe, you know I know the truth
C: Well I need a little proof, so list all you know about me our no sex again.
T: your name is carla
C: Yes
T: You are latina
C: Impressive
T: You're a nurse, Your mother's dead. Wait I got it
Three sisters
C: TURK
T: Two sisters, well I know you have a brother who is a huge jack-off
C: Tell me what's my middle name?
T: Ok I'm tired of this game, let's forget it, I give up I guess you win again.
But it; s not just me who gets mixed up by all this crazy ethnic stuff
(TODD) Sorry even I know she's dominican
C: Did I grow up in Illinoise or was it Michigan?
How long before we met was I in Medicine?
Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zepplin?
Am I freakin Puerto Rico or Dominican?
T: The thing is guys remember facts. like what Derek Jeter hit last year which was 303
Which is why our brains are maxed and there's no room
For things like birthday's or ethinicity
C: Well, Thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man
T: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're domican
C: Dominican
T: You're not staying home from work?
C: Will that make your happy turk?
T: Baby you know I will support you if you choose to earn the benjamins
C: Then I'll return to work today, if your sure that it's okay
T: I say si which is yes in Dominican, ... and Puerto Rician
T: But you're dominican

SUBMIT CORRECTIONS