[Part 1]
Who's fed up with the wankers who rule our world?
Elect me and I'll make sure everything gets better
I'm restructuring, worldwide
Only hire deaf-mutes and illiterate people at the NSA
I'll invent the device from the Men In Black movie
And delete the last 3 Samy albums from your memory, boom !
I'm privatizing water, but only until
The entire EU Commission dies of thirst
I'm fighting for my dream and making MoneyBoy.tv a nationwide TV channel
Find a few Monsanto employees and waterboard the wankers with soy milk
I'll drive to the Sarrazins with a few guns and poison gas to prevent their multiplication
I'll revoke the marriage of anyone who votes against gay rights - as well as the adoption law
I'll storm the Bild-Zeitung and Bravo editorial team
And then have them both renamed to who the reads is stupid.
All the conspiracies are coming to an end
Because from now on I'll only mix THC into the chemtrails
[Hook]
I promise you the blue from heaven, ( Choose me!)
I'll open up buddy, because I need your vote, (Choose me!)
I'll seduce you, I'll steal your senses
I'll tell Choose what you want to hear, because I need your voice! (Choose me!)
[Part 2]
How do I solve the problem with the Nestlé Group?
By killing every employee at the Nestlé Group< br/>Thanks to me, NPD supporters get a forced label
In the form of swastikas sewn onto their clothes
I'm fighting for a better world
Offer euthanasia for every editor on RTL
Introduce a foreigner quota on every playground
And make sure that Serdar Somuncu never makes music again
Choose me and you'll see miracles come true
On yours The Rainbow Wheel will never appear on a MacBook again
I have a plan: both the Bible and the Koran
Thanks to me, they are available in bookstores next to the fantasy novels
Everyone who is against the construction of a home for asylum seekers
I'll send you on a refugee boat to the Bermuda Triangle
I can make sure that all people are equal
Because all people are equal to me
[Hook 2x]

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