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Businessman he is; making all the miles
His fuel is within those zillion smiles
By far it must be the most stressful job
But at this massive speed ones heart will stop
He tried zen-yoga and lots of superfood
But stress this extreme really affects your mood
The only distressing thing for Mr. Claus
Is ehm... smacking Mrs. Claus around the house
And now Mrs. Claus wants to be a miss again
Escaping the North Pole when she can
Yes she can, yes she can
Because who needs a man?
When you want to be a miss again
A million greedy kids' wish lists a day
And those endless lonely miles in his sleigh
Todays Christmas' standards are like sky high;
A real beard, fat belly, able to fly
He tried zen-yoga and lots of superfood
But stress this extreme really affects your mood
The only distressing thing for Mr. Claus
Is ehm... smacking Mrs. Claus around the house
And now Mrs. Claus wants to be a miss again
Escaping the North Pole when she can
Yes she can, yes she can
Because who needs a man?
When you want to be a miss again
She found this book when she googled to get a grip
How
to
escape
an
abusive
relationship
A book full of tips; now she feels fully prepared
She just needs to escape; more determined than scared
Because who needs a man?
...Who needs a man?
When you want to be a miss again...